THOUGHTFUL TWEETS
onemomsworld: I was sitting here with tears in my eyes, and hubbs said are you ok? Ummm nope. I’m missing half of my body (my girls) ;)
littlebytesnews: I don’t think it’s bad parenting that causes teen pregnancy—it’s poor teen choices
AmyMiyamoto: Anyone else notice tweeting impacting the way you draft reg. emails? I’m finding I have to be careful not to slip into tweet shorthand.
akaMonty: If you have to say “I’m not trying to be mean…”, you probably are.
CaroleFogarty: Be Kinder To Yourself: Slow down: Still your mind for just one moment and experience the pause after each one of your exhales. Ahhhh!
FUNNY TWEETS
akaMonty: Big spider & I grabbed the wrong bottle; instead of Spider Killer I shot him with Green Cleaner DeGreaser. Probably I just created a mutant.
tspencer: i hate it when a women has to show me how to shut a semi trailer door.
AprilTara: I don’t get this commercial: 2 ladies by the pool, 1 says to other “Wanna go for a swim?” Woman #2 leans over, pats her tummy and says..
AprilTara: “I’m a little irregular today”. Ok, 1st, who doesn’t go swimming b/c they haven’t pooped yet? And who says that to their friends??
Busymom: I kissed a squirrel and I liked it.
uppervalleymom: why is it that i always think of something else to add to my list when I cross something off. it never gets shorter that way!
TheRecipeBox: So, I said 2 kid @ TMobile kiosk: “I need a phone 2 record interviews, take pictures of stuff @ Farmer’s Market & post on web.” Kid: “Hunh?”
uppervalleymom: @singlewahm Reclaim your weekend — throw out your lists! (well, don’t really throw them out, there might be something important on it…)
jennydecki: What is the best site to create a mock stock portfolio? I want to potentially lose fake money for 6 months before investing for real.
annetteyen: wondering what the lady at Target thought when she turned back to get her shopping cart and found mine instead – oops – i need more sleep
poshmama: MOST embarrassing thing 2day: Got out of shower and realized I had left blinds up in bedroom after seeing new neighbor looking at me. EEEK
This was too funny! Thanks for the chuckle today.
Cathys last blog post..Show and Tell Monday
Wow, I made the list! Tee hee – these are great! Can you do this everyday so I can actually get some real work done instead of panning through old tweets looking for gems?
:-)
LOL Annette! No, I don’t think I can manage these daily. Tee hee…
OMG I kissed a squirrel! That’s hilarious!
Ambers last blog post..Wordless Wednesday
Wow – For some reason, I was compelled to click on your profile today and take a peek at your blog – to my delight I found one of my tweets in your list of recent “Thoughtful Tweets”! How cool is that?! Thank you for taking the time to not only read the thoughts and ideas of others in the Twittersphere – but to go the extra step to celebrate them! Bravo!
;)
Amy
@amymiyamoto