Heard on Twitter

TWEETS THAT MAKE YOU THINK
pickarlameachem: Don’t let your past determine your destiny.

sugarrae: moment of clarity, spoken by a good friend: “does your brand have a flavor of bullshit? then why are you dealing with bullshit?”

PastorDeanna: Good morning Jesus…I’m here, present and accounted for…

karlameachem: Bursts of impatience only demonstrate that we are more concerned with our own agendas than the needs and struggles of others. – Daily Bread

karlameachem: I think many people allow life to happen to them, rather than purposely living LIFE!

karlameachem: Something to think about…are u passionate about what you are doing?

jennydecki: A blog is not a conversation, it’s a speaking engagement and not taking comments is like being Elvis leaving the building.

momsatwork: Anyone else amused by how people who wouldn’t give someone the time of day in high school are friends on Facebook?

Wear_Art: Victory belongs to the most persevering. -Napoleon Bonaparte

lesliecarbone: I’m feeling nostalgic for Ronald Reagan.

jennydecki: I love this whole “paying my bills thing” I’m still not quite used to the feeling of NOT-panic I feel when I see an 800 number on my phone.

karlameachem: What are you holding on to that holds you more tightly than God?

picakaMonty: When people say “with all due respect”, what they usually mean is “I don’t think you’re due ANY respect”.

bistromommy1: Just a thought be4 the week starts ~Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. Oscar Wilde

TWEETS THAT MAKE YOUR MOUTH WATER
minnemom: Make your own! 6oz frozen oj concentrate, 1 c milk, 1 c water, 1/2 c sugar, 1 t vanilla, ice. Blend and enjoy!

TWEETS THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH
picminnemom: My daughter just said, “Yeah, I used to do that when I was just 4.” Guess those are good memories, now that she’s four AND A HALF. :-)

workathomenow: LOVING updating the world, one Tweet at a time. Twitter-junkie, ME? Claro que sí!!!

minnemom: The smell of bacon frying is one of my favorite things in life.

Tsoniki: Why do I torture myself daily? I know better! I need to visit forums with at least slightly like minded people, even slightly is okay.

JamesatBabySpot: My wife wants me to see gossip girls now, so since I have the last word in the household I said “Yes dear” :-) LOL

KristenArnold: I really hate when screen captchas make me feel dumb because I really can’t read their letters- I’m not a robot I promise!

elizabethpw: dear person who left me a voicemail: when you said your email address was blahblahblah@aol.com you just lost 100 points in my book. aol? LOL

jennydecki: Oh and Scriptina would have just been awful – especially with an outer glow and gradient! FONT FIGHT! (like food fight 4 geeks)

jennydecki: I read that, “I wish I got paid in beer” and thought, “AMEN!

mikedoe: Don’t do as I say, or as I do. Unless you’re trying to gain weight!

sugarrae: me to one of the guys who works for me: “how do we monetize it?” his response: “porn” ROFLMFAO… the site topic so

TimothyCarter: “Other people and things can stop you temporarily. You’re the only one who can do it permanently.” ~ Zig Ziglar

jodyreale: Dear Tuesday, it’s been nice and all, but let’s face it: you can’t hold your drink. *Hiccup* Good night.

AngelaW: just pulled out my suitcase and in typical Angela fashion it’s 1:47am the day before my flight, lol

robertmerrill: @microsoft Hi. Can you please make the “shutdown” command on Windows strong enough to actually shut down the computer? K, thx.

jodyreale: The older I get, the more distracted I am by shiny objects. Early onset senility? Or–hey! Where did THAT nickel come from?!

phatmommy: Son playing an online game that has a chat element. Just asked me what “WTF” stands for. Uh-oh